oh god, i am a moron. tongiht was funny, i managed to convince two girls that i had my shaft pierced with a burly barbell. god, they wanted to see it…that would have been funny. they just kept questioning me for like a half hour, they would just not let it go. if you want to get chicks, tell them you got your piece pierced, cause they’re relaly facinated by it. probably to the point where they’d like to feel what sex was like with a piercing…just a tip for wank…

oh yeah, then i drove mike’s car home from there cause i wanted to go home a little early so i got to his house and couldn’t find a parking spot, so i pulled up on the curb and onto their lawn and parked onthe side of the house. seems reasonable to me since they’ve done this before. oh, but not after the rainy season. i got stuck when i tried to get the car back out and it ended up being a fiasco, where i tore up quite a bit of lawn (and not just my friends) but i’m sure to catch alot of shit for this, cause its just too damn hilarious to let it just pass by.

so yeah, that’s tales fromt he boot, i’m sure there’s to be plenty more seeing as its actually the weekend now, i’m out