la di dah…yeah, i had a rad past few days…very sore now though. it pretty much snowed from saturday night till tuesday night. so there was lots of sledding to be done, and what not, but on tuesday night, one of my friends keegan came parading into the house, saying that he had a sled tied to the back of his car. who am i to refuse? little did i know this sled was alittle larger than a toilet seat, that had a large post coming out of the center of it. it was aptly named teh “sweedish penis” due to the fact that it looked like and ikea built sled. but yeah, there was absolutly noone out around midnight or whenever wed went, and we drove all over bellingham in keegan’s car, with about 6 feet of rope behind the car, flying around at an average of 30 miles an hour. they told me they got up to 40 with me at one point though, it was so rad.

but yeah, i have been studying math and chemistry waaaaay to long now (probably 6 hours), so i’m gonna get some grub and partake with my friends

Random Thought:

Doesn’t it feel really strange to pull on your socks before anything else when you get on the shower? i mean, they go on second…after the underwear, but sometimes you forget, and then you feel wierd doing it.kinda wierd how we have such preset things that it feels wierd when we accidently veer away fromt hem

WOO HAHA! oh man, tongith was sheer hilarity and this day juast totally kicked ass. i’m sure most of ya’ll down in seattle didn’t get much in the snow department, but its been dumping up here in bellingham, we got a good 7 or 8 inches today total. but yeah, the first part of the day my friend mikey and i spent from like 11 to 2 sledding and throwing snowballs at cars. it was rad to just see everyone out trying to enjoy the snow in anyway possible. i mean, our sleds consited of laundry bins with tarps wrapped around them. unfortunatly it didn’t work out so well, but some kindkly people who lived on the hill we were trying to sled down lent us a sled that was relaly well waxed. but we hung around here for a bit and watched teh simpsons and shit.

its hilarious, we don’t have cable up here, so we get channel 12 which is KVOS, brodcasted out of bellingham, and Global, which is basically the canadaian super station. i mean, you think our news is bad…these guys are just incredibly whiny bastards. they are all up in arms over their health care, and all the journalists don’t realy report news, they just whine. its actually quite enjoyable. but after taht we went back out again, cause it started dumping more snow, and this is where the real adventures started.

first we sledded around in our back yard, which is actually really good for sledding,k cause its just steep fast, adn easy to climb back up. i was wearing my sled suit, which was basically a black garbage bag that i wore. needless to say, it worked much better than any of the sleds we had 🙂

but yeah, then we wandered around for a bit and were throwing snowballs at cars and we hit this delivery guy, and he stops his car, and this guy is like 70. so he walks over to adam, and it basicaly went like this:

Delivery Man: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Adam: Nothing, just trying to have some fun

DM: Fuck you.

A: Sorry dude

DM: Just grow up, you fucking kid, you know i have to drive around here all night, do you have a job?

A: Yes, i work a the theater

DM: Do you get stuff thrown at you?

A: Yeah, popcorn gets thrown at me all the time

DM: Fuck you

(DM proceeds to get in the car, slips while attempting and falls on his ass, much laughter ensues by everyone watching)

DM: Yeah, you fucking western students would find that funny.

(DM actually gets in car this time, and adam throws another snowball at the car, at whcih point the DM gets out of the car again)

DM: You better run (advancing towards adam, and reaches him, and shoves him, two hands to the chest)

A: Just back off dude

Ryan: We’re not trying to start anything, what the hell are you trying to prove?

DM: Fuck you (heading back to car) just fucking grow up you fucking brats, stop acting like kids

A: How can i grow up when i have the mind of a 13 year old?

(DM drives away, with not a doubt in my mind that he was very, very bitter)

but yeah, it was so damn funny, sheer comedy. so we wandered around some more, sledding some more, taking a recliner out of our yard, poutting skateboards without wheels on the bottom of them as runners for it, and taking turns going down hills, holding a beer of course. so at the top of one hills there’s probably 40 or so kids chilling, sledding, adn throwing snowballs. everyone nails this van and they roll down the window and say “don’t throw snowballs” so everyone says “yeah, allright” and proceeds to throw about 5 snowballs intot he open window. so the whole family gets out like this 7 foot 300 pound husband, teh wife, and her sister or something, all ready to lecture us, and throw down, it seemed like. and then conviniently, the cops showed up. and basically told everyone to stop throwing snowballs and shit. it was pretty funny.

ahhh, but then we came back for more sledding, and now its time to chill and fall asleep…snow is so great…

wahooo!!! we were planning on going to baker today, but its like almost 9 and there is about 2 inches of snow on the ground, and its still snowing!!! why the hell should i go up to some mountain when i got all this snow for free?

yeah, so its saturday night, nothing’s going on, and i’m drinking rum and tea. so i guess i don’t really have anything better to do than blog or something….but yeah, teh whole planetarium thing was awesome, i mean even if the seats are made completly out of wood, and the machine they used for projecting stars was probably very crappily made int eh 1940’s, but it was great. one of my roomates friends jesse was absolutly hilarious. now this guy is pretty cool anyways, but he was booted and we were sitting there, and everytime the person who was presenting the stuff to us said somethign that he recognized, he would say “yeeeeeaaaaahh” in a very slurred out stoned kinda way. it was great, cause you could hear people snickering and stuff. but yeah, i was fairly out of it so i was like travelling through the galaxy and what not, it was pretty damn rad.

ok, so here’s an encore performance…awhile ago ben asked how he got to be called wank, and so i wrote this story, but i’m not sure if ben posted it, but i am goign to do so in all its uncensored glory! and ben still owes me a dollar for my performance dammit…although he did buy that dijonaise for me though…so its all good…

well lets see it all started when a very small boy by the name of ben decided to go off to college, he was a very confused boy and very unexpectant of what was going to happen when he arrived at this strange new place. he’d heard of the many girls that paraded aroudn the school with their breasts hanging out, but now he was ready to see if this ws actually true. of course his high school friends tell him that as soon as he sleeps with a girl, he’ll either blast her against a wall, or blow her head off, but he thinks they’re full of shit. he knows that he is money and that he’ll have lots of hos on his tip. so he arrives at his dorm and he’s all bling blingin when he sees his roomate dan. “bwaaaaaaaaaa” is the first thing dan says as he walks in the rooms becuase he’s starting at some semi nude men with a small thing that might be identifiable as a penis in his hand. this take ben much by surprise as he drops his box and stares aghastly at dan and his obvious lack of trying to hide the fact that he’s masterbating. ben keeps his cool though and he says “goddamn!” and dan goes “ahhhhh yeah” so ben and dan start of to a kinda wierd beginning and they don’t really talk after that. ben eventually finds out that his other roomates are cool, and he chills with them more. he also realizes that women don’t walk around topless at the college so he is highly dissappointed by that. he still has hope though, that maybe perhaps one girl will be willing to show his brests to him. but as the college becomes more lax, the drinking exponentially rises. shot after shot is taken and soon ben is up at all hours and drinks enough to kill a horse everynight. he gets so delirious that sometimes, he thinks he’s masterbating, but really he’s ot.but to compensate for teh fact that he’s not actually pumping his dick, he just wanders around going “wank wank, wank wank” much like a pokemon character which he isn’t to sure if he saw the ngith before. all his cluister mates see him doing this funny wank thing, and the fact that he keep sthrusting his crotch at things. this is just the nickname they’ve been looking for cause someone else in the cluster is named ben, and either because he doesn’t have any defining personallity traits that would give him a nickname, or the fact that he was ben first, they decide from then on to call ben wank. and there was much rejoycing. the end

hope ya’ll enjoyed it, peace out

12:45: Restate my assumptions.

1. Mathematics is the language of nature.

2. If you take the data out of any system and graph it, patterns emerge.

3. Therefore, everything in nature is patterned, so why not the stock market?

haha, sorry, just watched pi….alwys gets me in a logical mood. werd

oh hey, if any of ya’ll are feeling slightly depressed or feeling like life doesn’t make any sense or anything like that, do yourself a favor and listen to “evaporated” by ben folds five. i mean, even though i’m they’re biggest fan in the world, i really think its one of those songs which is really and truly good.

ok, so you spend the night doign whatever, and then all of the sudden there’s people blasting down your door, holding a bottle of wine. i mean, really, what can you do? its not like i got enough going on to say no, but at the same time, i don’t really want to say yes. but i end up getting really drunk, with everyone passed out at 1:30 and me with nothing but my thoughts. which in reality is a pretty scary, intimidating thing. why am i so depressed and anti-social now? i don’t know, i try to sort things out, but really, nothing seems to fit into an explination. maybe is alyson, but maybe its me, i don’t know. and the fact that i can’t even differentiate between the two kinda scares me. and i know i’ll be fine in the morning, so at least i can wallow in my self pity for tonight at least…

so yeah, ever been in one of those moods where you feel like you should write soemthign down, but just can’t? then ya’ll be feelin me right now.