ok, so here’s an encore performance…awhile ago ben asked how he got to be called wank, and so i wrote this story, but i’m not sure if ben posted it, but i am goign to do so in all its uncensored glory! and ben still owes me a dollar for my performance dammit…although he did buy that dijonaise for me though…so its all good…

well lets see it all started when a very small boy by the name of ben decided to go off to college, he was a very confused boy and very unexpectant of what was going to happen when he arrived at this strange new place. he’d heard of the many girls that paraded aroudn the school with their breasts hanging out, but now he was ready to see if this ws actually true. of course his high school friends tell him that as soon as he sleeps with a girl, he’ll either blast her against a wall, or blow her head off, but he thinks they’re full of shit. he knows that he is money and that he’ll have lots of hos on his tip. so he arrives at his dorm and he’s all bling blingin when he sees his roomate dan. “bwaaaaaaaaaa” is the first thing dan says as he walks in the rooms becuase he’s starting at some semi nude men with a small thing that might be identifiable as a penis in his hand. this take ben much by surprise as he drops his box and stares aghastly at dan and his obvious lack of trying to hide the fact that he’s masterbating. ben keeps his cool though and he says “goddamn!” and dan goes “ahhhhh yeah” so ben and dan start of to a kinda wierd beginning and they don’t really talk after that. ben eventually finds out that his other roomates are cool, and he chills with them more. he also realizes that women don’t walk around topless at the college so he is highly dissappointed by that. he still has hope though, that maybe perhaps one girl will be willing to show his brests to him. but as the college becomes more lax, the drinking exponentially rises. shot after shot is taken and soon ben is up at all hours and drinks enough to kill a horse everynight. he gets so delirious that sometimes, he thinks he’s masterbating, but really he’s ot.but to compensate for teh fact that he’s not actually pumping his dick, he just wanders around going “wank wank, wank wank” much like a pokemon character which he isn’t to sure if he saw the ngith before. all his cluister mates see him doing this funny wank thing, and the fact that he keep sthrusting his crotch at things. this is just the nickname they’ve been looking for cause someone else in the cluster is named ben, and either because he doesn’t have any defining personallity traits that would give him a nickname, or the fact that he was ben first, they decide from then on to call ben wank. and there was much rejoycing. the end

hope ya’ll enjoyed it, peace out