WOO HAHA! oh man, tongith was sheer hilarity and this day juast totally kicked ass. i’m sure most of ya’ll down in seattle didn’t get much in the snow department, but its been dumping up here in bellingham, we got a good 7 or 8 inches today total. but yeah, the first part of the day my friend mikey and i spent from like 11 to 2 sledding and throwing snowballs at cars. it was rad to just see everyone out trying to enjoy the snow in anyway possible. i mean, our sleds consited of laundry bins with tarps wrapped around them. unfortunatly it didn’t work out so well, but some kindkly people who lived on the hill we were trying to sled down lent us a sled that was relaly well waxed. but we hung around here for a bit and watched teh simpsons and shit.

its hilarious, we don’t have cable up here, so we get channel 12 which is KVOS, brodcasted out of bellingham, and Global, which is basically the canadaian super station. i mean, you think our news is bad…these guys are just incredibly whiny bastards. they are all up in arms over their health care, and all the journalists don’t realy report news, they just whine. its actually quite enjoyable. but after taht we went back out again, cause it started dumping more snow, and this is where the real adventures started.

first we sledded around in our back yard, which is actually really good for sledding,k cause its just steep fast, adn easy to climb back up. i was wearing my sled suit, which was basically a black garbage bag that i wore. needless to say, it worked much better than any of the sleds we had 🙂

but yeah, then we wandered around for a bit and were throwing snowballs at cars and we hit this delivery guy, and he stops his car, and this guy is like 70. so he walks over to adam, and it basicaly went like this:

Delivery Man: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Adam: Nothing, just trying to have some fun

DM: Fuck you.

A: Sorry dude

DM: Just grow up, you fucking kid, you know i have to drive around here all night, do you have a job?

A: Yes, i work a the theater

DM: Do you get stuff thrown at you?

A: Yeah, popcorn gets thrown at me all the time

DM: Fuck you

(DM proceeds to get in the car, slips while attempting and falls on his ass, much laughter ensues by everyone watching)

DM: Yeah, you fucking western students would find that funny.

(DM actually gets in car this time, and adam throws another snowball at the car, at whcih point the DM gets out of the car again)

DM: You better run (advancing towards adam, and reaches him, and shoves him, two hands to the chest)

A: Just back off dude

Ryan: We’re not trying to start anything, what the hell are you trying to prove?

DM: Fuck you (heading back to car) just fucking grow up you fucking brats, stop acting like kids

A: How can i grow up when i have the mind of a 13 year old?

(DM drives away, with not a doubt in my mind that he was very, very bitter)

but yeah, it was so damn funny, sheer comedy. so we wandered around some more, sledding some more, taking a recliner out of our yard, poutting skateboards without wheels on the bottom of them as runners for it, and taking turns going down hills, holding a beer of course. so at the top of one hills there’s probably 40 or so kids chilling, sledding, adn throwing snowballs. everyone nails this van and they roll down the window and say “don’t throw snowballs” so everyone says “yeah, allright” and proceeds to throw about 5 snowballs intot he open window. so the whole family gets out like this 7 foot 300 pound husband, teh wife, and her sister or something, all ready to lecture us, and throw down, it seemed like. and then conviniently, the cops showed up. and basically told everyone to stop throwing snowballs and shit. it was pretty funny.

ahhh, but then we came back for more sledding, and now its time to chill and fall asleep…snow is so great…

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