hahahaha, i was looking at all these “butterscotch-type-caramel-tasting-yellow-colored” candies i’ve been slowly eating over the past week or so, and all around the edges of the wrapper, in small white writing, it says:

“made in colombia”

i wonder how long i’ve been eating colombian candy? or maybe its just a fluke at the supermarket and i’m eating colombian candy for the first time. or maybe its not really colombian candy, but just some random candy that happens to be made in colombia because its less expensive to produce there. or maybe i’m just hoping taht all these little candies are laced with cocaine, which would account for their addictiveness. either way, i’m going till they’re all gone.