ok, so i’m getting sick of my point of view. so my watch is goign to explain my day.

another sleepless night. all i did was count the seconds until it got light yet again and i would go accompany this guy who puts me on everyday and lugs me around.

but he forgot me on the desk.

ok ok, so that was pretty bad, maybe i should type from soemthing that was actually with me. but the more i think about it, the less appealing it sounds. i really don’t think i could make my boxers sound bitter enough. not that today was bad or anything,b ut i just think that anything i write about would come off sappy, and stupid, and then stupid some more.

so i sat in my regular spot, on the back of this bag, along with my neighbor the pen. he gets antsy sometimes, cause he never gets used. he’s my only friend in the world though so i gotta put up with him. that damn guy who manipulates me never lets me have any pencils as friends, so i’m pretty sexually frustrated. if only i had some curvacious pilot automatic pencil, then i’d be set. i wouldn’t care if he stopped usign me as long as i got to hump that shit every night. oh well.

so i sit unused in biology. damn, even i know that’s a stupid class. i was used for the first few days, but then ryan just gave up and brought me out at the beginning of class, but then just didn’t use me. he did spin me alot though. it sucked at first being snapped around ryan’s thumb all the time, but i realized that it was my fate. i would always be constantly dzzy. i don’t really get dizzy anymore though, although it does suck cause i get dropped alot. i got dropped 15 times today, that was pretty low. so i’d have to say it was a good day. i decided to run out of lead today too. man, i timed it just right, right as ryan was in the middle of his ochem test, he clicked me, but nothing came out. of cours ei had left al the cock refills at home, so he was stuck using a pen for the final half of his test. i laughed for awhile abotu that one, i felt pretty clever. i get sick of him always writing with my cock anyways.

so i got to be lugged around some more, and of course once i was stuck in the bag all the time, i just kept gettign thrown around. its not like he really uses me in physics either so i wasn’t too left out of that one. then in his bio lab, he found some spare cocks for me from one of his lab partners, so i got to be used for that. it was a long day, but it didn’t really matter, its not like i have to think. i just get my cock dragged across paper constantly anyways. its like that area is almost dead to me anyways. i hate my life.

ta da! aren’t i special? you’re damn right i’m kinda.

*bows*

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