ok today was fun. everything was just mostly amusing to me in every regard. i was just really relaxed.

but yeah, here’s a couple of things i noticed today that made me laugh.

1. while i was in the library getting some periodicals for this paper i have to write, i pull out the book that’s at eye level and i totally see this hot girl going at her nose, and digging out this huge brown thing. i immediatly started gawking, and she didn’t even notice as i turned around and started laughing.

2. when i was going to get a table to sit down at, i made eye contact with this girl as i was walkign past her to get to the table so i could sit down, and just as i was about to pass her, she tilted just a little too far and fell over. she was next to the wall, and there was a chair in between, so i was pretty much helpless to stop it, but she bounced right back up and was blushing as i asked her if she was ok…in between snickers between me and the guy that was sittign with her…damn other guy sittign across from her, i so would have been in.

3. as i left the library, these two black guys walking along split their side by side walking to let this hot girl walk between them, and as she walked by, one of the guys turns and says “hey, how you been doin’?” in a tone like he had known her since grade school or something. and she had the most confused look on her face as she was trying to figure out what the hell these two guys were doing, adn then they just turned around and started busting up laughing, like they had just proved some point or soemthing.

4. from one side of red square to the other, i heard 5 people hocking up some major loogies. like deep glutteral, pushed out by your adam’s apple kinda loogie. and although 4 of them were guys, one of them was this really nicley dressed freshman, who had obviously spent alot of time gettign ready for her walk up to campus. and she just up and hocked this huge one and just spat it out all non-chalantly. that was one of the coolest thigns i saw i think.

5. while i was sitting in bond hall waiting for my physics class, i saw this person throw their gum at the garbage can. they missed, but got it ont he edge of the garbage bag. eerytime i got bored during that class, i would just look out the door and see how far the gum had gotten by trying to ooze to the ground, it was only a couple of inches by the time i left class, but it was still rad. i was cheering it on all through class.

6. while walking back to the cars parks, starts to walk by me and mikey (which he pretty much does every day) and mike just leans over and says “have fun with your logic homework” and that was rad, because invariably, everytime he walks by us, he’s going to work on his logic homework, and we’re always going home.

7. and right now, i’m listenign to charlie brown christmas…greatest christmas music ever, and we got soem lights up, but we’re gonna go to town tomrrow, and show up all the families in this neighborhood.

man, i probably had 8 more things i noticed today and said i was gonna publish, but now i can’t really remember any of it now. ah well, i think i hit the highlights. god watching that girl fall was hilarious…