hi ho

ok listen up, exsistance is no longer based upon rational thought. rational thought has no place in an ecosystem. it has an evolutionary advantage, since we can change the environment to suit our needs. outside of that it is useless.

so at one point, people used to say “i think, therefore i am.”

thinking has been outmoded in the past few centuries or so though, especially in the last few decades. it is counterproductive to have seemingly rational thoughts, because most of the time, they’re only rational because we say so. since the use of thought seems to be decreasing at an exponential rate, “i think, therefore i am” is just a silly way of justifying our existance, when in reality, we can’t justify our existance.

so i put forth a new slogan for our people, one more fitting to the needs of our current situation (i would guess this only applies to nations other than third world countries thoguh, because they actually have real animal problems like hunger and shelter and survival, we only have problems like finding the next greatest gadget, or wondering how we’re going to get to work the next day, or the eternal quest for some soulmate, which is a person exactly like you, but you can have sex with them)

“i whine, therefore i am”

if you have problems, you gotta exsist right? at least that seems like what everone else is leaning towards….guilty as charged (thank you ben, rhymes with men)

i kinda thoguth my last point where i was saying that too much understanding is humor and too little is fear, and i thought that was kinda profound, but i like to pat myself on the back, and i’d like to pat myself on the back for this one too, but really, i’m sure someone else came up with this, becuase if i can come up with something, anyone can. they all got the same equipment as me, right?

this stuff just comes to me while i’m studying.

i’d just like to take this oppertunity to proclaim my geniusocity.

geius (n): a person who has a sense of humor about anythign and everything