showers are pretty cool, you get to do all the inappropriate stuff that you normally couldn’t due to hygene and shit. i mean you can sit there and scratch your ass or your nuts to your heart’s content, cause with all that water running over you, you’re technically CLEANING them. and cleaning is good.

good lord, i watched a movie yesterday in my physics class. and not just any movie, THE movie for physics. the movie i watched in elementary school, junior high school, high school, and now finally college. the cycle is complete. i know anyone who took physics after 1975 has seen this movie. the movie i speak of is the one about the life of galileo in a span of 20 minutes. you know the one where he’s sitting at the table with the king, and two hos at his side, while he drops the orange and the grape in front of two very belligerent cardinals, who get very angry at him. and then an old him in front of the cardnials during the inquisition, where he is forced to renounce his copernican view of the universe.

I thought that was pretty great, watching it in a college science class where all we do is listen to lectures these days, because it always seems like the teachers can never fit in everything they want to. so they just load it on, while you sit there grimacing thinking “you mean there could have been more on this test?” but it was rad, it was like back in high school, i just instantly

*dee dee deeeee deeee dee dee deeeee deee*

“we’re sorry to interupt your reuglarly scheduled blog, but this is just too important, we bring you DA NEWZ, on the front….live with ryan driscoll, comin’ at you hard, loud and fast. or maybe justlukewarm. how are things on the front ryan?”

“well let me tell you things aren’t as pretty as they seem. you may think that things are amusing, but let me tell you, they AREN’T! what you gotta do is get in on the ground floor with stuff. now i know that you may think that its way too fargone to get in ont he ground floor of somethign so abstract, but then i’d have to tell you YOU’RE WRONG!!!! act now!!!! supplies are running out!!!! stuff is on the loose, and there’s nothing you can do about it. well i suppose there’s always the items, but they’re really obscure. IT’S ALL ABOUT THE STUFF I LIKE! ME! if i can’t convince you, i’ll sure as hell try because my opinion matters so much, and is so right i feel the need to inform others! CAUSE I KNOW THEY CARE! who wouldn’t care about my opinions, i’m me!”

this out burst of belligerence was brought to you by a couple of chimps on exercise bikes (becuase everyone lovees chimps, even jesus, despite the fact that he doesn’t believe in evolution. it’s true! he told me in a drunkin stupor once, he just waltzed up, started reading something on his hand that had something to do with evolution and then just pimp slapped me! i never saw it coming! i swear it was true! I SWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!111 ROLF!!11111)

“well thank you ryan, we are now much enlightened, we now return you to your regularly scheduled blog’

nodded off for 15 minutes after it, waking up occasionally cause everyone was laughing at the girls in the movie who were just die-cast stereotypes of what a real woman should be. you know….giggly, oblivious, and dumb as a post. man, i’m lucky this damn class is easier than the standard, otherwise i probably would be ripping my hair out this quarter….just a month and a half to go….guess i better get back to my studying, i have a test on friday. school is rad.