HO Ho ho….green giant

we got cable yesterday, so now it’s time to add yet another black hole of time into our house. i’m going to try to avoid it, but i know i’m gonna get sucked in. but i mean, it’s not like tv can get much better after that whole joe millionaire fiasco (paul is my new hero), so i might not be drawn to crappy cable shows. but god, after growing up with just rabbit ears all your life, you just get used to the idea that everytime you turn on the TV, you’re gonna have to fuck around with some wires, or some crappy antennae, just to get a really fuzzy picture. you’ll also spend some time trying to get it to the point where it doesn’t have feedback, because a fuzzy picutre is one thing, but fuzzy sound is just intolerable.

but now! oh sweet technology! you turn on the tv, and it’s already clear! dozens of channels to turn off your brain to. my tv even has this feature that says what channel you’re on, and what show is currently playing!

could i say my life is now complete?

i should say so!

and let’s see, i could chronicle the weekend here while i’m at it….but i don’t feel really inclined to go over everything in detail, so maybe i’ll just give a synopsis:

1. we got a keg of busch.

2. we drank alot.

3. we had fun.

man, that’s just terrible, what the hell kind of synopsis is that? “we had fun” i mean, that means we could have been out on the prowl for stray sheep or something.

the best was saturday night though, when we went to rumors for our gay friend matt’s birthday, we all ended up getting hammered before hand, and mike chris and i brought two litres of beer, and a gallon. which was totally consumed before we got to the bars. so we danced around, i ran into some people and chatted, and danced with some cute girl for quite awhile, it was a rad time at rumors. but like 10 minutes before closing time, keegan went upstairs saying some girl was taking him up to the cage to dance with him. so he’s like “hellz yeah” but we all know this girl is a guy who likes to prey on straight fellas (we’ve already heard a few stories where this guy takes other guys to his car and goes downon them before they know what’s going on) so we know what’s going on, and we figure keegan does too. keegan does not. so at the end of the night, renee (keegan’s girlfriend) goes up to get him from the manager’s box or whatever, and we hear her screaming really loud and being carried down the stairs (full nelson style) and trashing around. so she breaks free and punches him right in the eye, then runs off. so her and chris took off towards home, while the rest of us milled around wondering what the hell happened. so as we’re leaving, the manager is following us, on his cell phone with the police, trying to figure out where she ran too. of course we’re yelling back “stop following us, we’re not gonna lead you to her” and keegan starts trying to pick a fight, and amber cools it down, and ends up talking to the police while we get the hell out of there. man, the hilarity…

but yeah, i drank way too much beer this weekend, and there’s still more left. my goal is to finish it off tonight….it shall be done. got an hour before class, it’s blustery as hell, and i am goign to go subject myself to the elements as i fitfully try to get from here to fred meyer, to school…looks like i better bust out my snowpants….