hahahaha, ok, my bad if this offends you mike (or maybe it doesn’t, i have trouble discerning these things latley) but i just have to say thank you for writing one of the most self-rightous things i have read in awhile.

“I feel”

i’m sorry, but this phrase negates anything following it.

but besides that, why am i sitting at this computer when i should be ingesting alcohol right now? holy fucking shit, get my priorities straight!

“holy binge drinking batman, can you really chug that entire fifth of tequila?”

“i can swallow that much of your man juice, can’t i robin? this is a cinch”

“you’re the greatest batman!”

and now i find somethign better to do.