mama said knock you out….

i’m gonna knock you out…

ah, LL, you really do know how to rock the hizze.

god, the phone is ringing AGAIN, and again it was a telemarketer. “is michael p. brady there?” oh yeah, obviously you’re a family member or something.

i did one alittle earlier today which went like this:

Telemarketer Jackass: Is michael brady there?

Me: no……are you the bereaved?

TJ: huh? (either it took him by suprise, or they didn’t know what bereaved meant, i think it was the latter)

M: yes well, mike has displaced himself off this mortal coil, i’m very sorry

TJ: what?

M: i’m sorry if this comes as a shock to you, but michael patrick brady is dead, he swallowed an excessive amount of cum during the bukkake shoot, choked, and noone knew the hemlich manuver, so he tragically died. i’m terribly sorry if you were a good friend of his.

TJ: ummmmm…..

M: if you have a message for him then i will gladly pass it on for you though, i am known to be able to channel the spirits from time to time

TJ: ummmm…i’ll try calling back later

M i told you, he’s dead, if you want to give him a message, you’ll need to feed it through me.

TJ: *click*

nrmally, i don’t do that kind of thing, but beer, and about 7 other callers just like this telemarketer has been interupting my day of laziness, and eventually you get bitter and fed up. hell, maybe if i keep harassing them, they’ll stop harassing me. but godamn you mike, you’re the only person who gets telemarketing calls at this house. seriously, who puts down their real number when they’re signing up for a free can of rammers or something equally stupid.

back to work tomrrow…snicker….work, man this is a freakin vacation right now, earn som emoney to get by, save some for next school year, where i prepare to work my ass off in preparation of setting myself up for a career of some kind where i ultimatley do nothing but fill up the spare time in my life doing something i think is productive.

i’m past the point of fooling myself though, complacency is where it’s at. there’s definatly enough to keep me happy, despite how frivlous they may be.

speaking of frivolty, i can’t wait till ben’s frivolous site is up, there’s gonna be a whole conglomeration of non-ideas at that place, and it’s gonna be awesome