so i go to check my email between classes, and lo and behold, Jesus has sent me an email.

“wow, the savior himself, dropping a line to poor sinners like myself, telling me to preservere, and keep my chin up, because as long as i beliee in him, i’ll get what i want out of this life and the hereafter”

well, i opened that sucker up, expecting his grace to fill and flood me, and i got something that was cloe to my previous statement:

“Click here to see her take a h0rsse c00ck up her buutt”

ahhh, the power of jesus