i was looking through my gmail, and something new popped up that i hadn’t seen before, actual mail in the spam folder.

crap. after all the trying to keep my gmail account seperate so i don’t have to go through 40 emails a day of spam (like say, hotmail) it still ends up getting spam. it was bound to happen i suppose. just out of curiosity i went to read it though and this is what it said:

happened music corner. taught explain wrong companion. here fascinate out or supposedto yours,
companion purpose fly?
studied nothing news black.
light she disappoint end. light slow thats?
tying did thats am leader. immediate speaking use. prison immediate speaking.

wow. that’s some profound shit right there. if i could write poetry like that , i’d probably be on poetry.com or something. seriously, i hate poetry, but this is genius and if that isn’t poetry, i don’t know what is.

this email wasn’t even trying to sell anything, just seeing if anyone would click on their attatchment. i really think this email makes me happy because of the fact that spam i get is better than all of the published poetry i’ve come across.

certainly in terms of reaction.