ring….ring….ring……ring…….ring……RING……..RING…….RING……

whoops, somebody left their phone sitting around with someone sitting on the other end desperately trying to make contact. maybe they’ll pick up on the fourth time you’ve tried calling.

ring-ding-dong, ring-a-ling-ding-ding-dong

anyways, i’ve got a few more minutes to burn here before i make a run for the border. i think it has pretty much successfully been done. maybe someday soon i’ll be inspired to write something of substance.

don’t hold your breath.