the sure sign of a high school skank:

A no eariler than 98 honda civic or an acura integra with a rainbow hawaiian lei hanging from their rear view mirror.

is this some kind of strange high school sorority cult, where all these attractive girls take their cars out to some secret meeting place in the middle of the woods and proceed to have whipped cream wrestlign matches that eventually turn into massive lesbian orgies? or is this some sort of callign card that says “hey, i’m looking for a good time, no strings atacthed”? or is it just there cause its trendy and cute? although i would really like to believe that my first guess was correct, i guess the last one probably is. i can still hope though.

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