mind going too much….too much physics and ochem…need right brain realese…..

ok, here’s the deal, studyign for two tets on the same day totally blows, cause its hard to stay focused on one or the other. but here are a few things to keep your mind on track:

1. http://www.davidhasselhoff.com

This guy has gotta be the biggest mangler onthe face of the earth, i don’t know if his movie legacy has come out yet, but if it has not it must be seen in theaters the day it comes out. if it already has, then it is grounds for drinking and laughing really hard the entire movie. his song is just amazing too, like spellbinding and life changing at the same time. just check out his multimedia section, and some of his pictures and you will see why this man is a mangler

2. Boney James
Another huge mangler. for those of you who be disrespectin’ the smooth jazz (straight up kenny G style, foo) then you best give this stuff a listen. i highly reccommend “ain’t no sunshine” on his album seduction. this song is awesome cause you feel out of place if you’re not fucking a woman while listening to it. this is straight up, slow lovin, intense fucking, kind of music. the kind of stuff that just makes you think of cinemax. ahhhh sweet skinemax.

3. Masterbation

I mean, really, where would our society be today if we couldn’t manually get ourselves off? having to depend on others for basuc needs, sheesh. well sure, maybe if we ddin’t have to go through all this courtship stuff, maybe it would be unecesary. but seeing as we do, and that we can’t just drive into town and grab some girl and ruin her before dumping her on the sidewalk. you just gotta help yourself. you know what would be a funny concept in our society today? if we had places where people just had sex. i mean, if you’re a guy and a girl, and you’re feelin’ horny just bop on down to the local sexatorium where after a brief wait, you’ll walk into a dark room with someone else who is equally horny, who you can’t see, get down to business and leave. ithe wait would probably be a hell of a lot shorter for women. and i guess it would probably be alot less gratifying for the women if the guy just came and was like “see ya”. but i’m sure these are problems that can be remidied. yeha, if we had sexatoriums, it would probably be pretty sweet. think of how much business bars would lose! well jesus, if you just started serving alcohol there it would be a bar….good god, bars are just sexatoriums where you can’t have sex there. i mean, why don’t bars just crank it up a notch and supply rooms? why make your patrons go home with just one girl when they could have several for a couple of hours. i mean, you go out to the dance floor, start getting on with soem girl, and then walk up to the bartender and say, “it’s miller time” and he would smile and wink, throwing his white bartender towel over hsi shoulder and hand you a key to your sex room. where you just go in, and finish in about an hour or so, depending on how generous you feel. then you come out of there, and you’re still drunk so you’re still horny, so you can go out and find another girl if you want. then we would actually would have sexatoriums! good god, the social implications this could have would be staggering. man, i bet that would just turn into prostituion real quick. so jesus, why don’t we just leagalize everything dammit! how much happier would i be if i could just bop on down tot he sexatorium, and just have some fun. I BET MY LIFE WOULD BE FREAKING SWESOME. not just kinda awesome….BUT FREAKING AWESOME. then just cut responsibilities and it’d be dope.

ok, so i kinda got sidetracked

4. Studying ahead

this is damn near impossible, but i did it and it actually makes things easier and allows me to waste massive quantites of time throwing out stupid blogs like this

5. Put it in perspective

i mean, its only a test right? god’s not gonna kill you if you fail a test. besides, you can always take classes over.

6. Internet

the internet is great, they are basically one of the biggest black holes of time ever. i mean, its nice to be able to keep in touch with alot of people that i normally wouldn’t cause it would cost money, but good god the amoutn of time i spend looking at porn or other equally worthless stuff is just staggering. at least ben has it right, with a tv next to his computer. if i could count up all the dead time i sat there just waiting for peopel to respond or something, while i could be doing something else besides blankly staring at the computer screen, i’d probably gain back a couple of years. at least ben can say that he filled it with quality programming. but man, the distractions are just too great. i always lose to them. its too easy to end up at http://www.davidhasselhoff.com (as scary as that is)

7.SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD

BETTER OFF DEAD! i wish it was teh weekend all-freakin’-ready, cause then i wouldn’t have to worry about stupid tests. and to have fun you must be drunk, cause sobriety is way too boring. well not boring, in fact it can be pretty damn dramatic and exciting, but it sure ain’t the same as when you’ve drank a fifth of something. now THOSE are the fun stuff. well at least they put everything else in perspective anyways.

But yeah, shoot me in the head. i’d rather be doing anythign than goddamn physics. so ben, drive up to bellingham, shoot me in the head and then shoot yourself. and sweet sweet de(liberation)ath is our reward.

GOD BLESS AMERICA AND EVERYTHIGN DERIVED FROM IT